Gothic Aesthetic Fans Gifts

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Giant Monster in Bath

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

The Raven in Flight

Beware of the Cat.

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Nick Cave

One of Dracula's 'coffin mournings'.

Vampire Umbrella

Get Your Shot

Drunk Vampire

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

"I won't be long, I'm just delivering some bad news."

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

Transylvanian Snails.

Trilby - 'Taffy was allowed to see Gecko'.

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

"Never think outside the box!"

Edgar Allan Poe

Trilby - 'Hast thou found me, o mine enemy?'