Gothic Charm Mugs

Dracula starting to burn a Feng Shui book. His left tooth is sticking up the wrong way

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Tim Burton

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

Date Night

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Nick Cave

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Cybergoth.

'Do you have it in black?'

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

Vincent Van Goth.

Happy Valentine's Day

The Vampire's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with small Coffins attached

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Transylvanian Snails.

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

"Surprised?"

Janet Leigh caricature

Till life do you part.

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."