Gothic Charm Pillows

Dracula starting to burn a Feng Shui book. His left tooth is sticking up the wrong way

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Tim Burton

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

Date Night

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

Cybergoth.

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

Vincent Van Goth.

Transylvanian Snails.

The Vampire's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with small Coffins attached

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

"Surprised?"

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

The Death of Pierrot

Janet Leigh caricature

Till life do you part.