Gothic Elegance Lover Pillows

The Death of Pierrot

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Cybergoth.

"You never know what will catch on!"

Four Horsemen.

The Goblin and the Sexton

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

"How come Dracula's hair looked so neat if he can't look in a mirror"

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."

Janet Leigh caricature

"It was our grandmother's wedding dress—we had her exhumed so you could wear it."

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

Trilby - 'For Gecko'.

Pie Shoppe and Sweeny Todd's barber shop.

The Ins and Outs of childhood

"Happy New Year!"

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

Trilby - 'Voila l'espayce de hom ker jer swee!'

William Blake.

Hades.

Vampire sprinkles blood bath in bath water

From the moment his blind date showed up, the Count knew it wasn't going to work out.

Vampire with rosy cheeks.

Out on the Town with the Draculas