Gothic Elegance Lover Gifts

The Death of Pierrot

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Nick Cave

Cybergoth.

Four Horsemen.

"You never know what will catch on!"

The Goblin and the Sexton

"Yeah, I want a neck tat with gothic lettering that says, 'Welcome to a career in the fast food service industry.'"

Trilby - 'For Gecko'.

"How come Dracula's hair looked so neat if he can't look in a mirror"

Janet Leigh caricature

"It belonged to my great... great creepy Uncle Edgar."

"It was our grandmother's wedding dress—we had her exhumed so you could wear it."

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

Pie Shoppe and Sweeny Todd's barber shop.

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

The Ins and Outs of childhood

"Happy New Year!"

Dang clip ons!

'We were introduced by a scientist friend of ours, then discovered we both like getting caught in electrical storms and taking long walks on the beach to scare people."

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

Trilby - 'Voila l'espayce de hom ker jer swee!'

William Blake.

Hades.

Vampire sprinkles blood bath in bath water

"Don't get mad at me - you're the one who threw your robe in the dryer."

'No, I'm sorry - the nose ring is going to have to go!'

From the moment his blind date showed up, the Count knew it wasn't going to work out.

A Vampire asleep in his 'Coffin Sweet Coffin'.