Gothic Glamour Enthusiast Gifts

Trilby - 'Hotel de la Rochemartel'.

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Giant Monster in Bath

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Tim Burton

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

The Raven in Flight

"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl, as long as it's undead."

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Nick Cave

Cybergoth.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Grim's Fairytales

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"You never know what will catch on!"

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

"For goddness' sake, Poe - let the bird in so we can all get some sleep!"

Four Horsemen.

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

'It's a reinterpretation of the 'Christmas Carol'...but with a 'Vampire vs Werewolf' contemporary take on the story.'