Ghostly Glamour Enthusiast Gifts

"She's asking did her bum look big in her shroud ?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

'Your deceased husband keeps saying: don't call him. He'll call you.'

'There's an imposter among us!'

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

"The Ruin is under new management. Specters will manage wraiths, shades and spirits. All others report to be spook resources. Bonuses will be based on team work and synergy."

'Is there a lady in the audience whose late husband says he never did put up that shelf?'

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

'Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!'

'It's only the library ghost - he was a great poet but a failed novelist.'

"At long last we've discovered evidence of a poultrygeist!"

'It's only fair Geraldine. I had to meet your parents.'

"When I grow up I'm going to be a ghost writer."

"Lately, I've become more spiritual, and less religious."

The response of a spirit during a seance is in fact an annoyed neighbour.

Haunted museum

Ghosts from around the world.

"You put it on backward, dear."

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."

"I want you kids to always follow your hopes and screams."

"Do you believe in ghosts?"

I realize I'm scarier in the middle of the night, but I was always such a morning person.

'The spirit of Miss Tiger Lilly couldn't come this week!'

Youtube ghost videos...

"You know, my unearthly moans are a lot less terrifying when you're chomping a squeaky toy."

"Everyone say 'Hot Ghoul Summer!'"

Janet Leigh caricature

Modern day mirror.

The Death of Pierrot

"Architectural Digest calls it 'Twilight chic.'"