Ghostly Glam Lover Gifts

"Too much gaudy. Not enough Ghoulie."

The rock caricature

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Nick Cave

Trilby - Mademoiselle Ernestine singing 'Les Cloches du Monastere'.

"You never know what will catch on!"

Marilyn Monroe

The Goblin and the Sexton

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

Trilby - The 'Rosemonde' of Schubert.

Janet Leigh caricature

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

Modern day mirror.

A Head-Dress in 1777

Al Pacino

Till life do you part.

Vampire sprinkles blood bath in bath water

"Come on, you can be honest with me, have you had some work done?"

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

"To be honest, we're scared you might scare the living daylights out of the ghosts."

'Ooh! But neck piercings are soooo last season.'

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

'...by using lightning and the flesh of the undead. Luckily, he turned out to be a charming fellow and brilliant raconteur.'

"They're from the new Gangsta line of sleepwear."

Trilby - 'Taffy a l'echelle!'

"She's asking did her bum look big in her shroud ?"

Cybergoths.

Vampire brushing his teeth in his bathroom.

"Is that what you're wearing??"

'It's over, Kevin - Mum and Dad approve of you!'