Ghostly Glamour Enthusiasts Gifts

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Giant Monster in Bath

"You shouldn't be here. Your dead - and don't have an appointment."

A Head-Dress in 1777

Modern day mirror.

Vampire afternoon tea.

Janet Leigh caricature

The Ins and Outs of childhood

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

"Is everything ok? You've hardly said 'Boo' all evening."

'Her first telekinesis!'

"Give me a minute, this is my first time haunting a walk-up."

"They're from the new Gangsta line of sleepwear."

Trilby - 'Souvenir'.

"For a great day's sleep you can't beat out new line of memory foam coffins."

"Why do you always fall for these totally unobtainable types?"

"She's asking did her bum look big in her shroud ?"

"Are you serious? C'mon...you're pulling my chain."

"I got another hand sanitizer... what did you get?"

"We're not the type of ghosts he's afraid of. It's ghosting from the person he met on that dating site that he's afraid of."

"Come on, Tom ... get an afterlife, will ya?"

"I must warn you that the house is haunted but the ghost are mostly interested in doing sexy ceramics."

"Tan O'Clock Salon. Your key to maintaining a healthy afterglow in the afterlife."

Haunted House Party.

Fiends reunited

"How do you like our Wednesday-night get-togethers?"

"I want to study you a moment as you are."

Old Lady Does Marilyn Monroe Impression.

"This isn't good for my blood pressure. . ."

Ignore him. It's the Lying Dutchman.