Ghostly Glamour Enthusiasts Pillows

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

'Alone for the weekend at last!'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Giant Monster in Bath

Ghosts from around the world

"You shouldn't be here. Your dead - and don't have an appointment."

Janet Leigh caricature

Modern day mirror.

A Head-Dress in 1777

Vampire afternoon tea.

The Ins and Outs of childhood

Frank and Ernest Ghost Hunters. The spirit just pinched my backside! You were "polter-goosed"!

'Her first telekinesis!'

"Is everything ok? You've hardly said 'Boo' all evening."

'George's poltergeists are terribly clever, they assembled the coffee table for us.'

"Give me a minute, this is my first time haunting a walk-up."

"They're from the new Gangsta line of sleepwear."

"Are you serious? C'mon...you're pulling my chain."

Trilby - 'Souvenir'.

"For a great day's sleep you can't beat out new line of memory foam coffins."

"Why do you always fall for these totally unobtainable types?"

"She's asking did her bum look big in her shroud ?"

Portrait of Bette Davis

"I got another hand sanitizer... what did you get?"

Fiends reunited

"Come on, Tom ... get an afterlife, will ya?"

"Tan O'Clock Salon. Your key to maintaining a healthy afterglow in the afterlife."

"We're not the type of ghosts he's afraid of. It's ghosting from the person he met on that dating site that he's afraid of."

"I must warn you that the house is haunted but the ghost are mostly interested in doing sexy ceramics."

Claudette Colbert

Haunted House Party.

"How do you like our Wednesday-night get-togethers?"

"I want to study you a moment as you are."

Old Lady Does Marilyn Monroe Impression.

Ignore him. It's the Lying Dutchman.