Gothic Glamour Lover Gifts

Janet Leigh caricature

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

Cybergoth.

Nick Cave

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"You never know what will catch on!"

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

Trilby - Mademoiselle Ernestine singing 'Les Cloches du Monastere'.

The Goblin and the Sexton

"Wait! First, his attorney."

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

The Death of Pierrot

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

Trilby - The 'Rosemonde' of Schubert.

'This feels a bit strange: Are you really from the Blood Bank?'

"Architectural Digest calls it 'Twilight chic.'"

'He won't bite anyone! I'm hoping it's just a phase.'

Vampire Couple, "I suppose you're out again for your usual eight pints?"

Trilby - 'Confession

Trilby - 'For Gecko'.

Till life do you part.

"He goes to the bathroom a lot. Where did you get the kidneys?"

"The meal was delicious. My compliments to the Haematologist"

The Ins and Outs of childhood

Vampire Humor

'We were introduced by a scientist friend of ours, then discovered we both like getting caught in electrical storms and taking long walks on the beach to scare people."

"Were the x-rays really necessary?"

"Our relationship would never work, Megan! We'd always be at each other's throat!"

"Come on, you can be honest with me, have you had some work done?"

Vampire sprinkles blood bath in bath water