Gothic Glamour Fan Gifts

Fiends reunited

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Dracula in a Vampire Hospital getting some extra blood from a Human blood drip

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'You've got those 'take-me-to-bed' eye sockets!'

Beware of the Cat.

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

The Raven in Flight

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

"Relax - he's just here for the romance."

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

'You complete me.'

Nick Cave

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Cybergoth.

Vampire Umbrella

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

"I won't be long, I'm just delivering some bad news."

Get Your Shot

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

Drunk Vampire

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

Carole Lombard

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

Edgar Allan Poe

"Never think outside the box!"