Gothic Glamour Gifts

The Ins and Outs of childhood

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Tim Burton

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Date Night

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

Cybergoth.

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Vincent Van Goth.

The Vampire's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with small Coffins attached

Transylvanian Snails.

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

The Death of Pierrot

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

Till life do you part.

Janet Leigh caricature

"It was our grandmother's wedding dress—we had her exhumed so you could wear it."

"Architectural Digest calls it 'Twilight chic.'"

"Surprised?"

Trilby - 'A throne in Bohemia'.