Gothic Style Gifts

"Why do you always fall for these totally unobtainable types?"

"Peut-on rire de tout?"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Finding Emo.

Marilyn Manson

'Not more bloody holiday brochures.'

Tim Burton

Devil's Christmas Tree

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Date Night

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Beware of the Cat.

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Cybergoth.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Nick Cave

'Do you have it in black?'

Vincent Van Goth.

Drunk Vampire

Transylvanian Snails.

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

Four Horsemen.