Gothic Gifts

Robert Smith - The Cure.

"I don't want to talk about it."

Vincent Van Goth.

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

Trilby - 'Ah! The beautiful interment, messieurs!'

Blood splatters crowd after beheading.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'Egomania in Transylvania.'

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

Dunbreathin.

'I've had no appetite ever since I developed a bleeding ulcer!'

Old Vampire with false teeth.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

The lady is a Vamp.

Dracula reading fang shui.

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Transylvanian Snails.

Watercolour challenge for teenagers.

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

'I'm a bit disappointed, to be honest.'

Dracula finds himself in an awkward moment.

Fred was on his deathbed.

"There it is again: that red, itchy rash on my skin... Maybe I should try another brand of soap instead of 'Sunlight'?"

Dracula vs the snooz bitton!

"I'm septicaemic you fool! That blood you just drank is poisonous!"

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

"Ooh, Igor — a dead rat! You shouldn’t have!"

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

"And I ain't seen the sunshine since, I don't know when..."

"I begged you not to drink all that blood. Now you'll just have to hold it in until sunset."

"We should never have invited your family to live with us."

Man admiring his friend's skull topped scarf pin

Date Night

'Castle of Vlad the impaler, body piercing a speciality'

Till life do you part.