Gothic Glamour Pillows

The Ins and Outs of childhood

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Tim Burton

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Date Night

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'Bad man. . . you are a Bad Man!'

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Cybergoth.

Nick Cave

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

'Do you have it in black?'

Vincent Van Goth.

Transylvanian Snails.

The Vampire's version of cans tied to the back of a wedding car driving off with small Coffins attached

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Happy Valentine's Day

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

Till life do you part.

"Architectural Digest calls it 'Twilight chic.'"

The Death of Pierrot

"What do you think? Too Edward Gorey?"

"It was our grandmother's wedding dress—we had her exhumed so you could wear it."

Janet Leigh caricature

"Surprised?"