Gothic Fashion Pillows

'Do you have it in black?'

'I succumbed to pierce pressure.'

Vampire with rosy cheeks.

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'It's MURDER putting on make-up with no reflection!'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

'I'd like my £2.50 back'

Tim Burton

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

Vampire coming out of a body piercing shop with a stake in his heart

Beware of the Cat.

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

Date Night

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Cybergoth.

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Nick Cave

She kept Dracula at bay with an episode of the Archers.

Vincent Van Goth.

Transylvanian Snails.

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"Can any of us truly see ourselves?"

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

Drunk Vampire

Four Horsemen.

'He's always been a bit of an eccentric...'

"It was our grandmother's wedding dress—we had her exhumed so you could wear it."