Ghostly Glam Lover Mugs

"Too much gaudy. Not enough Ghoulie."

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"

'I hate waking up with coffin hair.'

"You never know what will catch on!"

Trilby - Mademoiselle Ernestine singing 'Les Cloches du Monastere'.

The Goblin and the Sexton

Modern day mirror.

A Head-Dress in 1777

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

Trilby - The 'Rosemonde' of Schubert.

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

Janet Leigh caricature

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

Till life do you part.

Vampire sprinkles blood bath in bath water

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

"Come on, you can be honest with me, have you had some work done?"

Cybergoths.

'Ooh! But neck piercings are soooo last season.'

"She's asking did her bum look big in her shroud ?"

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

"To be honest, we're scared you might scare the living daylights out of the ghosts."

'...by using lightning and the flesh of the undead. Luckily, he turned out to be a charming fellow and brilliant raconteur.'

"They're from the new Gangsta line of sleepwear."

Trilby - 'Taffy a l'echelle!'

Vampire brushing his teeth in his bathroom.

'It's over, Kevin - Mum and Dad approve of you!'

"Is that what you're wearing??"

"I must warn you that the house is haunted but the ghost are mostly interested in doing sexy ceramics."