Intergalactic Glam Lover Gifts

"This is a lovely new color just sent back by the Mars rover."

Marry me astronaut

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

"I suggest you read this book....it comes highly recommended by earthlings."

Janet Leigh caricature

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

Planeterrium.

'Found another earth-like planet. But just like the others, it doesn't allow pets.'

"But I'm feb up looking sinister all the time"

'When the aliens abducted and probed me, they said I was fine. But I'd like a second opinion.'

"It's hard to hear through all the music but I think they said something about discovering nightlife on Mars."

Recent Evidence for the Existence of Dogs

The Red Shift/The Purple Muu-Muu

Love hate relationship on the planet Zoltan.

"Take me to your tailor."

"Well that's just great!! Five years looking for new life and civilizations and all we find is that space is just a giant vacuum!!"

Cartoon showing the clothes worn by aliens on other planets (They are remarkably similar to those here on earth).

NASA, 'Now, don't panic, but I think we got a parking ticket.'

"Tinder sucks up here."

"I thought I told you to take your new pet outside. Now it's drilling holes in the furniture!"

The Real Housewives of Alpha Centauri

'We come in pieces.'

Susie...are we even on the right planet?

Guide to astronomical marine life.

"Too much gaudy. Not enough Ghoulie."

"Word is he's from Earth, but too embarrassed to admit it."

"You're not thinking intergalactic, Olson!"

'Sorry guys, I've checked: The Moon is not made of cheese...'

'We're looking to expand our markets.'

"Houston, we have a problem."

'I'm terribly sorry but white socks and sandals is against our restaurants' dress code.'