Intergalactic Lover Gifts

Marry me astronaut

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

"Abduction 101, when abducting eggs from a primitive planet always lower the temperature in the ship!"

"Take me to your mechanic."

"I'm so sorry I let you talk me into letting you take your pet along on this trip!"

"What gear are we in, biscuit?"

'Well, somebody on this stupid little planet ordered an extra-large with pepperoni and mushrooms!'

"Hold on - I need to tell the credit card company I'm going on a trip."

"Every abductee gets a souvenir mug."

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

Christmas on Other Planets.

"Let's f**k up Mars!"

"I wonder what he dreams about...Squirrels I bet."

'Well, that's how we mix martinis around here.'

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

"Wow! - Do all Earth people look as tasty as YOU do?"

'...it's some distance away - but there are lots of 'em and they're edible.'

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

'Look at him out there... so cold, so distant. Why do I always fall for the bad boys?'

"Take us to Disneyworld then, if there's time, to your leader."

"Remember everybody, this is planet Earth, so whatever you do, don't drink the water!"

"Did you bring more cars?"

Galaxy line - leaving Milky Way - entering Andromeda

'Good afternoon, Earthling -- I represent the 'Encyclopedia Galactica,' and....'

"Let's find a planet with a better rating."

"Are we there yet?"

Pentagon Science Contest: 'It's already an intergalactic spaceship that was sent here over a million years ago.'

"Oh the little green men are from the planet Thargon, we're the big blue men from Zefflon 8."

"I suggest you read this book....it comes highly recommended by earthlings."

Spaceman (outside his ship) looking at aliens on a planet.

'Face it, Tharg, girls just don't want to be abducted any more.'

"Here is your new planet."

"Well, isn't this just great? I told you this planet was in a sketchy neighborhood."

What NASA is not telling us...