Gothic Groove Fan Mugs

"And I ain't seen the sunshine since, I don't know when..."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

Giant Monster in Bath

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

The Raven in Flight

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Beware of the Cat.

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

Drunk Vampire

Get Your Shot

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

Vampire Umbrella

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

"I won't be long, I'm just delivering some bad news."

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

Vampire afternoon tea.

"Never think outside the box!"

Edgar Allan Poe

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."

Trilby - 'Hast thou found me, o mine enemy?'

"It was our grandmother's wedding dress—we had her exhumed so you could wear it."