Gothic Groove Fan Pillows

"And I ain't seen the sunshine since, I don't know when..."

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Giant Monster in Bath

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Nevermore." "You don't have to use 'air quoths' every time."

'A vampire bat! No kidding!'

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

'It's a little varietal I bottle myself...Type A positive.'

Beware of the Cat.

The Raven in Flight

Trilby - 'Oh my poor girl! my poor girl!'

"What'd you think the zipper on my face was for?"

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Trilby - 'Ca fera une fameuse crapule de moins'

Nick Cave

"Graveyards always put me ill at ease."

Vampire Umbrella

Carole Lombard

"No monster, when I said 'lend me a hand'..."

'At last, dusk...and my e-mails!'

"I won't be long, I'm just delivering some bad news."

Drunk Vampire

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

Get Your Shot

'Now I know why they called this airco model 'Marilyn Monroe'.'

'R.I.P. Van Winkle, just sleeping.'

Vampire afternoon tea.

Edgar Allan Poe

"Never think outside the box!"

"It was our grandmother's wedding dress—we had her exhumed so you could wear it."

Edgar Allan Poe

"I figured I've got the money so why not spend it."