Witchy Vibes Pillows

"So...you drive stick."

"Here we are."

Rocking Witches.

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

".....Ear of dog, leg of toad, eye of ca...... Bloody hell, here comes Rolf Harris!"

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Halloween Selfie

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"What do you mean Halloween ISN'T a paid holiday off?!"

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"Who's there?"

Trick or treat surprise.

Probably should have cleared my bookshelf before the zoom call...

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

...and I see the catering is sorted.

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

"I should have never let you watch those cooking shows on TV!"

"Mom is learning a new potion from the witch channel."

"Ask her where she keeps the mailbox key and the nutmeg."

"Look how styles change. I've been asked to pose for Vogue."

Coffee Coven

MasterWitch

Santa Claus hitchhikes with a witch.

He's my vaguely familiar.

'The Food and Drug Administration is really cracking down. Now we have to list all the ingredients in our potions.'

'Grab the wand! Grab the wand!'

Tarot Lying

"Now that's what I call a deep dish pizza!"

Vlad the Impaler - the Later Years

"Don't worry. I'm just here to kill the buzz."

"Don't you just love the way these old houses creak?"