Witchy Vibes Pillows

"So...you drive stick."

"Here we are."

Witches Brew

Rocking Witches.

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

".....Ear of dog, leg of toad, eye of ca...... Bloody hell, here comes Rolf Harris!"

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Halloween Selfie

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"What do you mean Halloween ISN'T a paid holiday off?!"

'Come off it-she only said the guys will be fighting over us because you said we lived UNDER a boxing club!'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

Trick or treat surprise.

"Who's there?"

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

"I should have never let you watch those cooking shows on TV!"

Probably should have cleared my bookshelf before the zoom call...

"The only spells she does anymore are the Gospels."

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

...and I see the catering is sorted.

'Ok. We've tried monkey's paw, eye of newt, bat's blood and raven's claw.'

He's my vaguely familiar.

"Mom is learning a new potion from the witch channel."

Santa Claus hitchhikes with a witch.

MasterWitch

"Ask her where she keeps the mailbox key and the nutmeg."

"Look how styles change. I've been asked to pose for Vogue."

Coffee Coven

'Grab the wand! Grab the wand!'

My other broom is a vacuum.

'The Food and Drug Administration is really cracking down. Now we have to list all the ingredients in our potions.'

"Now that's what I call a deep dish pizza!"