Witchy Vibes Fans Pillows

"What do you mean Halloween ISN'T a paid holiday off?!"

"Here we are."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Rocking Witches.

"It's probably just seasonal."

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

Halloween Selfie

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

'Needs more kale.'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

Starfish doing the wave.

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

Witches Brew

"Eye of newt, spit of dragon ... eww - there's a hair in the brew."

cool seagull plays electric piano

Probably should have cleared my bookshelf before the zoom call...

"I should have never let you watch those cooking shows on TV!"

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

"Damn it! I can't get the steering lock off!"

"Mom is learning a new potion from the witch channel."

"Honey, I'm going to need on of those kid menus."

The b**ching hour is here

"Incorrect. The correct spelling is M-U-T-A-N-T."

"I like to chat with you young 'uns, keep up with fashions an' goin's on."

Coffee Coven

"So...you drive stick."

'Yet another attempt at making a decent face cream!'

Next week's hindsight today - The future is now next week.

My other broom is a vacuum.

Vlad the Impaler - the Later Years

"Don't worry. I'm just here to kill the buzz."

"Don't you just love the way these old houses creak?"

Bob Dylan