Witchy Vibes Fans Mugs

"What do you mean Halloween ISN'T a paid holiday off?!"

"Here we are."

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Rocking Witches.

"It's probably just seasonal."

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

Halloween Selfie

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

'Needs more kale.'

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'...tail of cat..tongue of toad and a good pinch of monosodium glutamate...'

cool seagull plays electric piano

Probably should have cleared my bookshelf before the zoom call...

"I should have never let you watch those cooking shows on TV!"

'Museum of Hippy Culture' 'No smoking the Exhibits'

"Damn it! I can't get the steering lock off!"

Coffee Coven

"Mom is learning a new potion from the witch channel."

"I like to chat with you young 'uns, keep up with fashions an' goin's on."

The b**ching hour is here

Next week's hindsight today - The future is now next week.

'Yet another attempt at making a decent face cream!'

"So...you drive stick."

"Does the Chamber of Commerce know about this?"

Vlad the Impaler - the Later Years

"Don't worry. I'm just here to kill the buzz."

"Don't you just love the way these old houses creak?"