Witchy Vibes Seekers Mugs

'He admits it!'

"Here we are."

Pina Coladas

French wine

Rocking Witches.

Halloween Selfie

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"Sorry? I wasn't listening."

Old Book Smell

Death Photobombs a Holiday

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

"What do you mean Halloween ISN'T a paid holiday off?!"

Couple in a yacht setting up a washing line on wind turbines.

Eddie longed for the days when kids played at recess instead of waiting for YouTube moments.

Witches Brew

This is a classic TV show called "Father Knows Best." Before Google obviously.

Ziggy Wombat

Cherub string quartets

I've always wanted to be enigmatic but I talk too much.

"I should have never let you watch those cooking shows on TV!"

Centaur Driver

Man offers 1932 bottle of win and car keys to man with classic 1932 car.

"You're thinking of a different cut, Mrs Sigmond. This piece comes from about here."

"I'm sorry, Rudolph, but empathetic soulsource crystal navigation has made that nose of yours pretty much obsolete."

"Mom is learning a new potion from the witch channel."

"So...you drive stick."

My other broom is a vacuum.

'Hey! Put me down. I'm not a cell phone.'

Some of your spray tan came off in the pool.

"There's 28 days in February. Valentine's Day is the 14th. That makes Valentine's Hump Day!"

'Take no notice, it's only the poltergeist. He does it for attention.'

"They had a special offer at the Supermarket."

It's very sixties.

Dancing Person

'Put down the bow kid and nobody gets hurt.'