Whimsy Fans Pillows

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

Clown on bike.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

Cat Tie

Farm Humor.

Joan Hickson

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Cat statues on entrance gate

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

Cat eats date.

Bathroom Fairy

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Through the Looking Glass - The Lion and the Unicorn Fight

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

Cheesie Rider

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

The GPC has written to ministers about how children can be more involved with the NHS

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

"The time has come to talk of many things; of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of double-entry bookkeeping, too."

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Woman feeding squirrels and elephants nuts.

'Pick a business card.'

Business or pleasure?

"Come with us to see the wizard. He can find you a brain!"

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.