Whimsy Fans Gifts

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

Clown on bike.

"Yes, they're hair extensions, but you have to agree, I look fabulous..."

Cat Tie

Farm Humor.

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

Joan Hickson

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Cat statues on entrance gate

"That's her - that's the girl who broke into our house! But her hair was 'goldier'."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

A rabbit giving another rabbit, 'rabbit ears'.

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

Through the Looking Glass - The Lion and the Unicorn Fight

Cat eats date.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Bathroom Fairy

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

Cheesie Rider

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

The GPC has written to ministers about how children can be more involved with the NHS

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

"The time has come to talk of many things; of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of double-entry bookkeeping, too."

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

'Pick a business card.'

Business or pleasure?

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

Snowman throws snowball at Santa.