Exotic Vibes Lover Pillows

'Well, it's an easy job, but I should warn you: The boss is quite the charmer...'

Louis Armstrong

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

In case of funky emergency, break glass

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Don't worry, dad - It has an app that stains your fingers with newsprint.

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

"He's So Your Type."

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

A 60's pop group

"Compliments of the chef - Our finest blend of 'Maui Wowie' dated 1972."

Social Struggles

Elvis Presley.

Starfish doing the wave.

'These are our golden oldies.'

It's nice, but we were hoping for something unfurnished.

"Great. . . Now I'm stuck on this Island."

Ikea for Hippies

Elvis fans

Theatrical Christmas.

Telephone Box

How can you read that comic strip Blondie? Its about a kinder, simpler time. It's about ancient history. They do the same material over and over. Exactly. I can count on it. Not like your stupid Pearls and Get fuzzy. Oooh, look how angry and edgy they are. They're sooo clever! Your whole gig is being angry and edgy. Look, I'm setting Candorville on fire.

Boom box/Ka-boom box.

"Drop by the next time you're in the eighties."

Ray Charles