Exotic Vibes Lover T-Shirts

'Well, it's an easy job, but I should warn you: The boss is quite the charmer...'

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

Name one serious woodworker who doesn't use state of the art kit. Thomas Chippendale.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Old Wine in an Old Bottle

In case of funky emergency, break glass

Meticulously prepared, locally sourced food served on artifacts of a romanticized industrial past, by people who take their fashion cues from daguerreotypes, to adults whose parents still pay their rent.

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Motorcycles tied to hitching post outside a western saloon

"So this is the Mr. Waring who has made such a great impression on my little girl."

"Oh no, we've been inned."

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

"He's So Your Type."

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

'Here's a picture of my mom before Photoshop!'

'The brown one that smells like an old man.'

"Compliments of the chef - Our finest blend of 'Maui Wowie' dated 1972."

Social Struggles

A 60's pop group

Telephone Box

Ikea for Hippies

Theatrical Christmas.

"Great. . . Now I'm stuck on this Island."

'These are our golden oldies.'

Boom box/Ka-boom box.

"Drop by the next time you're in the eighties."

Amy Winehouse (caricature)