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Evil Villain.

"Honey, I'm going to need one of those kid menus."

Night of the Latkes

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Out To Lurch

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

"See, dear, it's only an owl hooting...."

Vampire Bat

Happy Halloween!

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

Candy Corn Dracula

'Spend the night in that place? You guys have to be kidding!'

"That's what we look like naked??"

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

Trick or treat surprise.

"I've got to go to the hospital next week and have my ghoul-stones removed..."

'Trick or treatment.'

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

"Your usual? Listen, pal—you can't expect me to remember every customer's drink."

Oh great, it's Halloween.

Drac, I gotta have a better office if I'm gonna market your Tomato Juice.

Cape costume

'I don't care if you only need the eye. You'll have to buy the whole newt!'

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.

Violin Ghost

Witch

Halloween Tree

"To be honest, we're scared you might scare the living daylights out of the ghosts."

'Hey-hey, Bobby, that's a beauty. It's even giving me goose bumps.'

"I told you we should have given them treats!"