Witchy Brews Enthusiast T-Shirts

Coffee Coven

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

100% carbon neutral

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Rocket and Witch Race

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

You said you wanted beer with hops !

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Witch's Brew.

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'She's still a novice yet.'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

"At least she's reading."

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

A voodoo doctor.

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

"Just browsing."

"What do you mean Halloween ISN'T a paid holiday off?!"

Witch dice.

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "