Witchy Brews Enthusiast Gifts

Coffee Coven

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

100% carbon neutral

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Rocket and Witch Race

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Wicca Heritage Centre: Hansel and Gretel stayed here.

Witch's Brew.

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'I don't think you quite grasp our overall motif.'

'She's still a novice yet.'

"A pint for me and one for the woad!"

'This is a marketing position for 'Which?' magazine.'

"At least she's reading."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

"What do you mean Halloween ISN'T a paid holiday off?!"

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

A voodoo doctor.

"Just browsing."

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'You know what'll do wonders for you? A nose job.'

"I was wondering if you could recommend a good 'hoppy' beer?"

Witch dice.

"Thousands of craft beers and I still haven't found one with a smooth, kibble finish."

"You've got to help her ... she has developed a fear of flying."

"Lately, I've thinking about getting a motorcycle ... "

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