Cultural Brew Aficionado Gifts

"This place has the best happy hour."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'I told him if he didn't get here quick he'd miss out on all the beer and food.'

You said you wanted beer with hops !

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

Freaks of nature exhibit.

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"Come to our microbrew party Saturday. It's B.Y.O.B. — Bring Your Own Brewery."

'Who says justice has to be the only thing on tap?'

"Shower beers? Aisle eight."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'Fried chickens.'

Bottle Distillery

Clancy Strip: Money and Beer

Ascent of man from ape to beer swilling football lout.

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

'That's her second pitcher and she doesn't even like beer - I guess she just likes to pee.'

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

'Would you say your glass is half empty or half full?' 'Whose round is it?'

"A trillion bottles of beer on the wall, a trillion bottles of beer..."

Aromatherapy for Men

'You've had enough!'

The Endangered Species: Your Local Pub

'Make it a microbrew, Jake! I've gone organic!'

"I like you because you have absolutely no agenda."

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

Micro-Brewed Brain Beer