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'The Food and Drug Administration is really cracking down. Now we have to list all the ingredients in our potions.'

"Here we are."

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

'One eye of newt or two?'

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Late BroomStick

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Needs salt!'

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

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Astral Projection

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

"I said slime."

A Club Sandwitch.

"It's probably just seasonal."

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

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"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

Rocket and Witch Race

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Hey, what am I, chopped liver?'

'Take two eyes of newt, and call me in the morning.'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

"Devi's brew?"

Witch's Brew.

'Alright, throw in your resume and the 'Get A Job' potion will be complete.'

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

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