Witchy Perfumer T-Shirts

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Here we are."

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Needs salt!'

Rocking Witches.

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"It's not expensive, sir, when you consider it's long smell-by date!"

Halloween Selfie

'Have you tried out new Labrador Retriever Butt Scent?'

'It's for the girl who's in a hurry.'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

Sweet Smell of Success $10.

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

Trick or treat surprise.

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

"Raw sewage is so much easier to source these days."

"I should have never let you watch those cooking shows on TV!"

'What's that your wearing?'

"Does she like to smell strange?"

Probably should have cleared my bookshelf before the zoom call...

Beauty Shop

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

"There's no rest for the wicked."

'My husband is all work and no play. Do you have anything that smells like an office?'