Witchy Chef T-Shirts

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Cookbooks

'Needs salt!'

Flying sauces.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

Fast Nouvelle Cuisine.

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

Stand back - while I whip something up

"It's not he worst meal I've ever eaten, that was your dinner yesterday."

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

Cook for 3 minutes stir, wait 30 years to discover if the contaminated ingredient gives you stomach cancer.

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Beard helper

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

"Mom is learning a new potion from the witch channel."

'You think ideas are contained in food?'

Frozen Fish

"Keep that recipe handy. The police might want it as evidence."

"Look how styles change. I've been asked to pose for Vogue."

Psychedelia Smith Cook Book.

'Mix 1lb of greed with 2oz of corruption, fold in a sprinkle of ignorance then put on the shelf...'