Bewitching Chef T-Shirts

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

Cookbooks

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'Needs salt!'

The Witches Discover The Wok

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Flying sauces.

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'

Witch's Brew.

Better Not Squash.

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

Quartet of chefs.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Cook in the cookery section.

'Prepare to meet your maker!'

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Sushi Train Set.

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

'..and one for the pot.'

"The tiny red things were harvested from Frankie's bonsai tree."

'It's her signature dish.'

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

"I was in a different place then."

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"