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'..and one for the pot.'

'Needs salt!'

The Witches Discover The Wok

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Witch's Brew.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

'What do you mean, you can't get it to light?'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

Lobster a la Riseholme!

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

"I was in a different place then."

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

"Oh, knock it off! It's only cream of asparagus."

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

'Ey-up, here comes the boss!'

'I want my stir fry to be magical.'

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that,'

Lobster potion.

Boiling Point

MasterWitch

'...and it has much less cholesterol than beef.'

Psychedelia Smith Cook Book.

"Now that's what I call a deep dish pizza!"

"Stop saying, 'BAM!' every time you add something to the frickin' brew."

"Isn't it wondrous? Instant newt: add water and stir well."

"You cheeky little monkey, Stephen, trying to pinch a chip."

"For heaven's sake, all I asked is which do you want, a hamburger or a lamb chop!"