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"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Halloween may be a little different this year.

'Needs salt!'

The Witches Discover The Wok

"Just a pinch, Helga ... spicy eye of newt doesn't agree with me."

Witch's Brew.

Charles Addams.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'I'm not sure how you managed to burn a bowl of cereal.'

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

Edgar Allan Poe

'His Trout Almondine Veal Cordon Blue in mushroom sauce was crudely seasoned.'

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

'..and one for the pot.'

Never use a cookbook written by a mystery book author. You never know how things will turn out!

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

Half-A**ed Publishing Presents...

'My Death Story....chapter one...'

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

'Hell's Kitchen/God's Pantry'

Beard helper

Preserved head and mobile phone.

'Dicing with Death'

"Ooh, Igor — a dead rat! You shouldn’t have!"

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

'The cauldron is just for the sauce - I do the rest in my microwave.'

'It might be a satanic cult: Not only did they chop his head off, they're stuffing his body with bread now...'

'You're problem is you don't think big enough.'