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"It' a big important dinner on short notice, but luckily we have a pressure cooker...me."

Too Many Lawyers Spoil the Broth

Halloween may be a little different this year.

Children's Feast.

'Needs salt!'

Kitchen Kapers

The Witches Discover The Wok

"I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup. I call it 'Letter Rip!'"

Ghostbasters 3

Little chef.

Quartet of chefs.

Cook in the cookery section.

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

"Mrs. Simpson would like the recipe for your 'delicious steak pie', dear. Do you think you could dig the packet out of the recycling tub?"

'What do you mean, you can't get it to light?'

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Never use a cookbook written by a mystery book author. You never know how things will turn out!

'..and one for the pot.'

"Don't hold back on the toad legs now - I'm through with Nouvelle Cuisine!"

The Criminally Insane Gourmet.

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

"Do you like eye of newt in your Mac 'n' Cheese?"

My Cauldron Rules

'It's her signature dish.'

"Since I've been using this organic stuff my potions are far more effective."

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

Witches in kitchen, sign for man says 'Your dinner's in the coven'.

'Chefs, the secret ingredient for tonight's competition is - wing of bat!'

"When you came down for a snack last night, did you see a plate of dog food in here?"

"Your husband tells me you're a wonderful cook!"

'Tomato Surprise. Bean Surprise. Carrot Surprise. Why are you always so surprised when my garden produces?'

Capturing a Cook

Studio Manager: 'Righto, you're on Chef. Break a egg!'