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Never use a cookbook written by a mystery book author. You never know how things will turn out!

Barbeque Casualty.

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

Quartet of chefs.

Cook in the cookery section.

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

'Cook is a musician. Improvises. Never makes the same thing twice.'

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

'That's funny... I could have sworn I saw the chef put him on the platter.'

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

"Rain or shine, me and you can do fondue!" "I'm ready for some yum!"

"To accompany a dish of Fire Ants, I would recommend a Chateau Condat 92..."

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

'It's her signature dish.'

'I don't know what we were thinking, baking inside a tree...'

"Oh, how nice. You're just in time to cut the vegetables,"

'Tomato Surprise. Bean Surprise. Carrot Surprise. Why are you always so surprised when my garden produces?'

'It might be a satanic cult: Not only did they chop his head off, they're stuffing his body with bread now...'

"Pulled chicken? You don't want to know."

Cutting round an igloo...

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

"It' a big important dinner on short notice, but luckily we have a pressure cooker...me."

"Should you add more pepper?"

'The diet plate is just like the regular plate, M'sieur, except that you have to eat it through a tennis racquet.'

Multi-Functional

"I made a nice zucchini bread."

Pastry eats the rolling pin.

'Care to join me? I'm making lunch.'

Gourmet Pizza.

'Now I can see why our son's roommates won't let him cook.'

"It works!"

'Mud Again?'

'What choice do we have? She knows too much.'