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Pastry eats the rolling pin.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Sweet surprise.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

WHACK!

Quartet of chefs.

Secret sweetie drawer...

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Cook in the cookery section.

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

'How was the squid?'

Tree Squirrel

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"In all of Montana, you’ll not find a more sublime flyfisher than Mittens."

'..and one for the pot.'

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

Never use a cookbook written by a mystery book author. You never know how things will turn out!

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

"Woah - random!"

'Get the net ready, Fred. I think I hooked a big one this time.'