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Pastry eats the rolling pin.

"I'll have the Investigator's Special."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Sweet surprise.

Mother to son, regarding stolen cake: 'I don't need to check anything with 'the boys in forensics' I know it was you.'

WHACK!

Quartet of chefs.

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

Secret sweetie drawer...

Cook in the cookery section.

'How was the squid?'

Tree Squirrel

"Your mascara is running."

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

"The back flip was a nice touch."

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

'Get the net ready, Fred. I think I hooked a big one this time.'

'..and one for the pot.'

Never use a cookbook written by a mystery book author. You never know how things will turn out!

"In all of Montana, you’ll not find a more sublime flyfisher than Mittens."

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'