Sugary Surprise Seeker T-Shirts

Secret sweetie drawer...

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Honest Vending

"Let's just go in and see what happens."

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

Sweet surprise.

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

WHACK!

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.