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Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Bad for you but to die for

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Crab with a clown face.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

"Fresh pepper?"

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

I wish I'd had the review.

"You ordered the organic, unprocessed, whole wheat spaghetti?"

'Would you care for some fresh pepper? Well too bad, because all we have is these dried up old peppercorns.'

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

Secret sweetie drawer...

"I like to use new Bible words. Let's beseech Mom for cookies."

Chef picking salad leaves from a hanging basket outside his restaurant.

Fishing rod coming out of a health farm towards a hot dog stand.

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"Waiter, can you find out if this hair in my arugula salad is locally harvested?"

"Habanero ..."

Student Food Pyramid

'What wine do you recommend with the peanut butter-filled, deep fried, jalapeno bacon bombs?'

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'I found this bag of salad hidden in the locker room - who's is it?'

"It's a map to the vending machines."

"Step right up, lady and gents, and scoop yourself a heaping helping of the best spicy meat and bean stew this side of the mighty Mississippi!"

Romulus and Remus and the Vending Machine

Nothing puts the flavor in a hot dog like a sports event.