Sensory Seeker T-Shirts

ASMR Dominatrix

Tactile Art.

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

"I look forward to coming here for great tasting coffee every morning... but you are talking so loud I can't even smell it!"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Canine Scentipede

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Crab with a clown face.

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Doughnut Making

Pheromones.

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

Big Medium

"I wonder what odds you would have got for that happening?"

Excess

I've been having very strange dreams lately, but they're no match for how bizarre waking hours life has seemed.

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

Sensitivity Training For Bulls.

'Give me the full treatment - I just ran over a skunk!'

"That shampoo was delicious!"

'You cant take him anywhere since his ex told him he had B.O.'

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

"The school newspaper's much improved as a tabloid!"

'What's that your wearing?'

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'