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"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Canine Scentipede

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

Doughnut Making

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Pheromones.

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

Reading room

Excess

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

Angular monster attempting to lure Norm into his maw with tongue shaped like a sexy woman.

"Get ready."

"To verify you are the person who answered the phone, May I have your social security number and a major credit card."

'I don't know why, but our new natural perfume line just isn't selling.'

'Go ahead and throw in the monkey wrench, Sims. The suspense is killing us.'

"That shampoo was delicious!"

'Oh, how moving, it's a woodland burial, Dennis.'

'Aromatherapy? I like the sound of that!'

'You cant take him anywhere since his ex told him he had B.O.'

Box of Tissues

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"