Internet Sensation Seeker T-Shirts

'Hey baby...You wanna go viral?'

I guess videos are getting easier to make.

"The days when that'd be enough to go viral are long gone, my friend."

'Hey ,aren't you famous from those drunken kitty photos on the internet?'

"Watch out! You almost got me!"

"Yes, I watched your audition video - twice. It's okay. But in all honesty, you just don't have that certain je ne sais quoi needed to go viral."

Wolf Karaoke

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Doughnut Making

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

Desert wifi

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

Cocktail Piano Bar.

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

Chess on TV

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

People told me virtual dating was safe!

"Honey! Our 15 minutes of fame has been reduced to an unflattering gif on Twitter!"

Matador.

'You mean you don't have a bowling alley on board? And you call yourself a cruise ship?'

'I can't help but wonder if somewhere, someone isn't watching a TV with a larger screen.'

Little guy using telescope to see past a big guy blocking his view in the crowd,

Ventriloquism For Beginners

Chewbacca mom and her entire family get full college scholarships.

Budget Opticians.