Internet Sensation Seeker Gifts

'Hey baby...You wanna go viral?'

I guess videos are getting easier to make.

"The days when that'd be enough to go viral are long gone, my friend."

Not only did I flunk my science presentation, it went viral on YouTube!

"Hey guys! Wikileaks hacked my email and I'm famous! Have you seen it?"

"It looks like an ordinary ball of yarn. But in the right paws it's a vehicle to stardom."

'Hey ,aren't you famous from those drunken kitty photos on the internet?'

'I'm taking you out, Phelps. That Homer you gave up is going viral on twitter.'

"Watch out! You almost got me!"

"Why, pray, am I not on YouTube?"

"Yes, I watched your audition video - twice. It's okay. But in all honesty, you just don't have that certain je ne sais quoi needed to go viral."

Wolf Karaoke

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

"You wanted the magic back in our relationship..."

Doughnut Making

"I gotta cut you off, Pierre. That's your tenth 'pretend Manhattan' since you got here."

"If you are a Democrat, Mrs. Hooper-Smith does the Macarena during your pancakes."

Chuck played mean hair guitar.

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Desert wifi

'It was an exciting party, especially when the firemen came to put out the fire!'

Cocktail Piano Bar.

'Barry I think it's time you had your eyes checked!'

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

I think I need new glasses. I swear I just saw a tiny man jump off your bridge.

Chess on TV

'500 channels...surely there must be something worth watching.'

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

'Something that'll get me googled,'

"No animals were harmed during this performance!"

"Thanks to my new glasses, I can enjoy a good old "bird's eye view" again..."

People told me virtual dating was safe!

'I can't help but wonder if somewhere, someone isn't watching a TV with a larger screen.'