Online Sensation Gifts

An astronomer on earth posted a time-lapse video of us appearing to move across the night sky. We're YouTube stars now.

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

The First Fire Stick

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

'Mr Sims, in honor of your portfolio, we're flying our flag at half-mast.'

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

'Will broker deals for food'

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

"I still maintain an online presence."

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"Why, pray, am I not on YouTube?"

Not only did I flunk my science presentation, it went viral on YouTube!

'Sodding Sat Nav.'

Surfing Pensioner

"Look at me, sweetie...Do something cut for mommy..."

"Honey! Our 15 minutes of fame has been reduced to an unflattering gif on Twitter!"

"If you need me, I'll be in my room watching YouTube videos, texting, Skyping and blowing off my homework."

You finished Netflix

"Maybe you've seen my work. I've been on YouTube. I'm the drunk guy who lights his own farts."

"My first video flopped. Okay. Bad script. But then I did a walk-on for Disney and wound up with a three-video streaming deal."

'I'm a huge fan of yours, I've downloaded all your songs from the internet!'

2013: psychoanalysis is formally declared a scam.

'Sorry about the accident but it was a great viral video ad for the company.'

"Just do me up."

'Look out world, I'm going viral!'

Connor Wickham

"That's our cat - he's not famous."

'We're here to talk to your son about his web site...'

"Do you mean you're really famous or youtube famous?"

'Gee, why didn't I think of that?'

'Do you want to know if your child will be a viral internet sensation?'

"Now I'd like to introduce the rest of my band. Give it up for my laptop!"

The Motives of Footballers