Online Sensation Gifts

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

The First Fire Stick

"The video of you eating my $700 John Varvatos got 300 'likes.'"

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

"I'll have the sticky rack of ribs for my main course and something vegan for my Instagram post."

'Mr Sims, in honor of your portfolio, we're flying our flag at half-mast.'

'Will broker deals for food'

"Can we fast forward through the 7th inning stretch?"

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

"I still maintain an online presence."

"Today I'm going to search and scroll and swipe and binge."

Surfing Pensioner

"Honey! Our 15 minutes of fame has been reduced to an unflattering gif on Twitter!"

'Sodding Sat Nav.'

"Maybe you've seen my work. I've been on YouTube. I'm the drunk guy who lights his own farts."

You finished Netflix

"If you need me, I'll be in my room watching YouTube videos, texting, Skyping and blowing off my homework."

'I'm a huge fan of yours, I've downloaded all your songs from the internet!'

'Sorry about the accident but it was a great viral video ad for the company.'

2013: psychoanalysis is formally declared a scam.

'We're here to talk to your son about his web site...'

"Just do me up."

Connor Wickham

"That's our cat - he's not famous."

'Look out world, I'm going viral!'

'Gee, why didn't I think of that?'

'Do you want to know if your child will be a viral internet sensation?'

"Do you mean you're really famous or youtube famous?"

"Now I'd like to introduce the rest of my band. Give it up for my laptop!"

The Motives of Footballers

I guess videos are getting easier to make.